KIM KARDASHIAN . . . who claims on her blog that she was a C-cup from the age of 11 says, "I have not ever had plastic surgery."

As "proof", she even posted a bikini picture of herself at the age of 14 . . . in which she looks like she's about 25.  Check it out, along with her entire blog, here . . .

http://www.kimkardashian.com/2008/
10/i-never-had-plastic-surgery.php

Even though Kim is adamant that she's never had plastic surgery of ANY kind . . . (--And that includes those supposed "butt implants" people keep accusing her of having) . . . she isn't necessarily against plastic surgery.

She's already assuming she'll need a breast lift someday, but she figures that won't be until after she has kids.  (--But one thing Kim swears that she'll NEVER do is get lip injections.)

TMZ caught up with LISA ANN . . . the star of the upcoming SARAH PALIN porno, "Nailin' Paylin" . . . and asked her what she's doing to prepare for the role.  And unless she's just making stuff up, Lisa sounds like she's really doing her homework.

She says she's been watching clips on YouTube, shopping online for outfits that Sarah's been wearing at her various appearances and . . . obviously . . . working on the accent. 

(--There's no word whether she's been reading "all of the magazines", like Sarah does to keep up on current events.)  (???)

Lisa Ann also reveals that the movie is shooting this coming weekend.

Check out the interview here . . .

(--If you have a fetish for Sarah Palin's glasses, you'll love this clip . . . because Lisa Ann pulls a pair out of her purse and wears them during the interview . . .)

http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=cf8ae6
15-f888-4526-81fe-ca9e62d81774

If 15-year-old MILEY CYRUS really IS dating 20-year-old underwear model (slash) aspiring country singer JUSTIN GASTON, then apparently, she's doing it WITH daddy's approval.

Check out these pics of Justin performing with BILLY RAY CYRUS Sunday at Miley's Sweet 16 party at Disneyland . . . and a bonus pic of Miley's new BELLYBUTTON RING, which she showed off while performing . . .

Miley . . . who doesn't actually turn 16 until November 23rd . . . spent her big day with about 5,000 fans . . . who paid $250 apiece to be there.  (--The money went to charity.)

Celebrities on hand included Heather Locklear, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Tyra Banks, "Dancing With the Stars" pros Julianne and Derek Hough, "American Idol" runner-up David Archuleta and even fellow Disney star Demi Lovato.

(--You can see more pictures of Miley's Sweet 16 than you'd ever care to at this address . . .)

http://www.gettyimages.com/Search/
Search.aspx?src=quick&contractUrl=2&
assetType=image&family=editorial&phrase=
miley%20cyrus

This will be Eddie's second marriage.  He was married to VALERIE BERTINELLI from 1981 to 2007.  (--Here are some pictures . . .)

DAVID DUCHOVNY is out of rehab for SEX ADDICTION.  On Saturday, he and wife TEA LEONI were at something called the Czech Street Festival in New York City.  Here's a picture . . .

David's lawyer says, quote, "David is out of rehab and about to start a new movie.  He successfully completed his treatment."  (--David admitted himself to rehab back in August.)

NICOLLETTE SHERIDAN will be 45 on November 21st.  But check out these bikini pics.  If you couldn't see her face, you'd swear she was 20 years younger . . .

(--By the way, I have no idea who that weird chick is who's holding her hand . . .)

Here's CLINT EASTWOOD checking out ANGELINA JOLIE'S rack at the premiere of their movie, "The Changeling" over the weekend . . .

(--Clint directed the movie, and Angelina stars.  At the premiere, Clint told reporters, quote, "I've always enjoyed Angelina's talent.  She's somewhat hampered sometimes by having this gorgeous face, the most gorgeous face on the planet.")

HUGH HEFNER keeps insisting that he still has THREE GIRLFRIENDS.  But check out this video of one of those girlfriends, HOLLY MADISON, saying she and Hef are NO LONGER TOGETHER . . .

http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=f65c483
c-fce8-4f1c-b926-c221d4229725

Former SPICE GIRL MEL B says she was indeed propositioned by "Playboy" to do a nude photo shoot, but she can't do it because she's TOO BUSY.  She added, quote, "Maybe next year." 

(--Sure the Spice Girls aren't exactly "current" and even Mel's sexy turn on "Dancing With the Stars" seems like a distant memory now.  But check out this lingerie shoot Mel did recently and tell me you wouldn't want to see this woman naked . . .)

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/
showbiz/bizarre/article1774107.ece?slideshowPopup=true&articleId=1774107
&nSlide=1

Members of the jury that convicted O.J. SIMPSON of kidnapping, armed robbery and other charges sat down for an interview Sunday. 

And the main point they wanted to get across is that they were NOT biased against O.J. . . . nor were they trying to "make up for" O.J.'s acquittal on double murder charges 13 years earlier.

One juror, Dora Petitt, even PRAYED for O.J. before and after the trial.  She said, quote, "I think he's an ordinary man that made a bad decision . . .  I don't have any ill feelings, and if they walked out tomorrow, so be it."

She added, quote, "We've been painted as an all-white jury who hates O.J., and that's just not true."

The jurors all agreed that the prosecution would have had a VERY weak case if it weren't for the tape recordings of the incident itself.  That's because they didn't consider any of the prosecution's witnesses particularly reliable.

Juror Michelle Lyons said, quote, "We felt we could not rely on that witness testimony."

Jury foreman Paul Connelly agreed, and went a step further.  He suggested that it was a WASTE for prosecutors to cut deals with four of O.J.'s accomplices . . . because the jury didn't rely on their testimony.

Meanwhile, heavily edited copies of the questionnaires that all prospective jurors had to fill out before the trial were released following the verdict.

They show that five people who eventually made their way onto the jury believe that Simpson was GUILTY of the murder charges he faced 13 years ago.  But all of them said they could put their feelings aside and judge this trial fairly.

Not surprisingly, O.J.'s attorney, Yale Galanter, doesn't think they did.

He says, quote, "They just weren't listening, and the reason they weren't listening is they wanted to make sure this verdict was not like the verdict in the mid-1990s.

"I know some of the jurors are saying it didn't enter into their decision.  That's beyond belief.  It just defies common logic."

The jury will be the focus of Galanter's appeal.  He plans to bring up the fact that there were NO BLACKS on the jury.  He also claims that the judge put unfair limits on the questions he could ask potential jurors, concerning their feelings on O.J.

In case you're wondering, by the way, Galanter says that O.J.'s current mood is, quote, "obviously a little depressed [and] melancholy".

 (--O.J. and co-defendant Clarence Stewart will be enjoying the fine accommodations of the Clark County Detention Center until their sentencing in about two months.  Here are some pictures of their new digs . . .)

Now that TINA FEY'S (hilarious) impersonation of SARAH PALIN on "Saturday Night Live" is such a hit . . . you might be wondering if Sarah would ever consider fighting back.  Well . . . she might.

The "Chicago Sun-Times" is reporting that Sarah might do a skit on "SNL" making fun of Tina's American Express commercials.  Whether that's going to happen or not is still up in the air.  (--Here's one of Tina's Am-Ex ads . . .)

http://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=RGcZwfBbXU0

(--In case you forgot, beginning this week, "Saturday Night Live" will air additional "episodes" of "Weekend Update" on THURSDAY nights at 9:30 P.M.  There will be three Thursday episodes this month, leading up to the election.)

You really have to give Tina Fey and Sarah Palin all the credit for this:  "Saturday Night Live's" ratings are WAY up this year.  The ratings over the first four episodes this fall are up almost 50% from the first four episodes last season.

And there are even MORE people watching (or re-watching) Tina Fey's Sarah Palin impersonation online.  Check this out:  Tina's appearance on the season premiere has been watched 6.4 million times on NBC.com . . .

The "SNL" skit mocking Palin's interview with KATIE COURIC has had over 4 million web hits . . . and 2.5 million people have already watched the parody of the Vice Presidential Debates . . . (--and that one just aired this past weekend.)

A jury of ZERO African-Americans in Las Vegas found O.J. SIMPSON GUILTY on Friday . . . of EVERYTHING.  O.J.'s co-defendant, CLARENCE "CJ" STEWARD, got the same.

The "everything" in this case means 12 charges, including kidnapping, armed robbery and conspiracy.  Eleven of those charges were felonies.  The jury deliberated for 13 hours before reaching a verdict.

And by the way . . . Friday was the 13th anniversary of O.J.'s acquittal on double-murder charges.  (--Literally, TO THE DAY.  A Los Angeles jury messed up and set him free on October 3rd, 1995.)

Here's video of the judge reading the verdicts.  O.J. doesn't go crazy, but he does react when he hears his first "guilty" verdict.  And you can tell he's just DYING on the inside . . .

http://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=Wz1ylfwDWBc

After the verdicts were read, O.J.'s sister, Carmelita Durio, collapsed and had to be treated by paramedics.  Carmelita was in court with O.J.'s adult daughter ARNELLE . . . who allegedly BLOODIED O.J. during an argument back in August.

As for sentencing, that happens on December 5th . . . and both O.J. and Clarence will remain LOCKED UP until then.

There's supposed to be a MINIMUM sentence of FIVE YEARS . . . so we ASSUME . . . (--although you never know with this legal system of ours) . . . that O.J. will have to do at least that much time.

But, as we've been hearing over and over again, both men could end up with LIFE SENTENCES. 

There wasn't too much grandstanding during this trial, like there was during O.J.'s murder trial.  Although one of the prosecutors did kind of unfairly bring up the murder trial in his opening statement.

He hinted to the jury that they could MAKE UP FOR O.J.'s acquittal on murder charges, saying, quote, "You will be able to write that final chapter, the chapter of arrogance and hypocrisy and that will be the true verdict.  The verdict you can feel good about."

After the verdict, O.J.'s attorney, Yale Galanter, said that's exactly what the jury delivered.  He called their decision, quote, "payback" for O.J.'s 1995 acquittal.  And he vowed to appeal.

Not too many people bothered to follow or analyze THIS O.J. trial . . . so if some of the basic, important details have escaped your memory, here's a quick overview of what this was all about . . .

In September of 2007, O.J. and five other guys stormed into a Las Vegas hotel room to confront two memorabilia dealers, named Bruce Fromong and Alfred Beardsley.  Supposedly, O.J. felt that they had items that had been STOLEN from him.

O.J. and his goons took up to $100,000 worth of sports memorabilia, much of it not even related to O.J. himself.  Two of O.J.'s thugs had GUNS . . . and they pulled them out during the incident.

All six men were charged, but four of them ended up making deals with the prosecution to testify against O.J. in exchange for lighter sentences.

Only O.J. and one of the other men, Clarence "CJ" Stewart, decided to fight the charges.  They lost.  They're both in lockdown until their sentencing on December 5th.  FRED GOLDMAN is happy.

And that's where we are now.

Not surprisingly, FRED GOLDMAN is in HEAVEN right now, thanks to the O.J. SIMPSON guilty verdicts.  On Saturday, he told CNN, quote, "We're absolutely thrilled to see that the potential is that he could spend the rest of his life in jail where the scumbag belongs.

"He's not [been found] guilty of the right crime.  But he's guilty."

Meanwhile, the family of O.J.'s ex-wife, NICOLE BROWN, simply asked for PRIVACY, to deal with, quote, "many mixed emotions".

O.J. was acquitted in 1995 of the murders of Nicole and Fred Goldman's son, RON.  But in 1996, O.J. lost a civil wrongful death judgment, to the tune of over $33 million.  Goldman has been dogging O.J. ever since.

And Goldman's attorney, David Cook, thinks that Fred's persistence in trying to get PAID helped put O.J. behind bars, by motivating him to commit the robbery in the first place.

He said, quote, "We drove him into that room to grab the sports memorabilia before we could seize the stuff.  Going to jail for beating Fred Goldman out of footballs and family mementos.  Is this closure for Fred Goldman?  No.  Is this closure for America?  Yes."

Cook also said he and Fred Goldman would CONTINUE to run O.J. down for every cent they can get out of him.

That includes selling the stolen memorabilia that got O.J. into this predicament in the first place . . . as well as any wages O.J. earns IN PRISON.  (!!!)

Cook says, quote, "We'll look forward to collecting that 83 cents an hour.  I could squeeze this guy for every penny."

Speaking of reactions to the verdict . . . MARCIA CLARK, one of the prosecutors who BOTCHED O.J.'s murder trial, had this to say . . .

Quote, "Having attended the preliminary hearing and followed the Las Vegas case closely, I believe that the evidence did establish Simpson's guilt beyond a reasonable doubt and I am glad to see that justice has finally been served."

And ROBERT SHAPIRO . . . one of the attorneys on O.J.'s "Dream Team" during that trial, said, quote, "He got a fair trial from what I read."

I have no doubt that FRED GOLDMAN got a few extra chuckles out of THIS this morning:

The "Las Vegas Review-Journal" says that O.J. SIMPSON was so sure he would skate on this latest round of charges that he had already planned his ACQUITTAL CELEBRATION.

O.J.'S buddy Thomas Riccio did an interview on a local radio station on Friday . . . before the verdict was read. 

And after the interview, he invited the host, one Anthony Crivello, and another man who was in the studio with them to join O.J. and his entourage for a party at an UNDISCLOSED LOCATION.

Crivello says, quote, "That's how certain he was."

We heard last week that LARRY FLYNT and his "Hustler" dirtbags had already filmed a porno featuring a SARAH PALIN look-alike.  Well, but turns out those reports were premature.

The movie is actually IN PRODUCTION as we speak, but they're trying to have it finished and released before the election.

They're calling it "Nailin' Paylin" . . . and yes, the incorrect spelling is intentional.  And it doesn't sound like they found their "star" on Craigslist, because she's a legit porno star.

Her name is LISA ANN, and she's just a bit on the "mature" side.  But she's still quite hot . . . (--aside from those annoying yet oh-so-typical fake breasts.)  (--Her fine films include "Mother Load", "Who's Your Momma" and "Ripe and Ready MILFs".)

(--For the record, "Hustler" denies it had anything to do with the Craigslist ad, so maybe there's ANOTHER Sarah Palin porno in the works.)

Scenes will include Sarah, quote, "nailing the Russians who come knocking on her backdoor" . . . Sarah's creationist college professor, quote, "explaining the BIG BANG THEORY" . . .

And a three-way between Sarah, HILLARY CLINTON and CONDOLEEZZA RICE.

We don't know who's playing Condoleezza, but Hillary will be portrayed by '80s porno LEGEND NINA HARTLEY.

Here are some pictures of Lisa Ann and Nina Hartley, so you can get an idea of what we're in for . . .

Starring Lisa Ann As Sarah Palin



And Nina Hartley As Hillary Clinton

And here's an excerpt from the REALLY, REALLY TERRIBLE script . . . not that it's the dialogue you'll be watching for . . .

http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_documents/
1003_palin_porn_opt.pdf

Last but not least, here's a Sarah Palin sex tape parody that was posted on the Web over the weekend.  It's shot in night-vision like the PARASITE HILTON sex video.

It's a lot funnier than you'd think something like this would be, BUT . . . there's a quick line that makes fun of Palin's mentally-handicapped infant son, which is just cruel and really not amusing on any level.  Check it out . . .

(--WARNING!!!  This clip is full of SEX NOISES, like moans and whatnot.  It may not be something your audience will appreciate, so play it at your own risk . . .)

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/
watch/975446/pc=56655

As everyone probably knows by now, TINA FEY was back doing her Sarah Palin thing on "Saturday Night Live" over the weekend.  They ripped apart Thursday night's debate.

And yes, QUEEN LATIFAH did show up to play moderator GWEN IFILL.  Here's the video . . .

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/
video/clips/vp-debate-open-palin-biden/727421/

(--And here are some fun, creatively-edited clips of Sarah from Friday night's "Letterman" . . .)

http://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=iZsO7dZ__iw

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/
2008/10/02/rachael-rays-corn-porn-vi_n_131335.html

(--By the way . . . there's a rumor going around that Rachael Ray has THROAT CANCER.  It's not true.  She has a benign cyst on her vocal cord, and she's having a quick, in-and-out procedure in December to have it removed.)

SALMA HAYEK was on some German TV show . . . (--called "Wetten Das?") . . . over the weekend.  For some reason, she wore a traditional Bavarian dress that showed off some AMAZING, pregnancy-enhanced cleavage.  Check out the pics . . .

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/
showbiz/bizarre/article1770216.ece?slideshowPopup=true&articleId=1770216

COURTNEY LOVE got skinny last year, and she's still skinny . . . even though she CLAIMS she's off drugs.  So how does she maintain her new weight???

Britain's not-always-reliable "News of the World" tabloid claims she had GASTRIC BYPASS SURGERY.

A so-called "friend" says, quote, "Courtney has always had problems with her appearance and is convinced she's ugly and fat.  Two years ago she had a gastric band fitted in Beverly Hills.

"Lots of doctors refused to do it because she was nowhere near obese, just a little overweight.  But eventually, she found one."  (--Here are some before-and-after pics of Courtney . . .)

ANGELINA JOLIE has two new tattoos.  As you probably know, on her left arm, she has the coordinates where each of her children were born.  Well, she just got the longitude and latitude for the birthplace of her twins, Knox and Vivienne.

Yes, I realize that both kids were born in the same French hospital, and only ONE tattoo would have been sufficient.  But Angelina decided to get it done TWICE.  Check it out . . .

If you thought seeing JESSICA ALBA in a Hannibal Lecter mask was hot, you should get off on HAYDEN PANETTIERE in one.  Here's a video of Hayden joining Jessica's new bondage (slash) get out the vote campaign . . .

http://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=496KHT8wqCM

Is it time to stop looking for evidence that LINDSAY LOHAN and SAMANTHA RONSON are a couple???  Let's just do this one more time, then we can be done.  Here are more pictures of Lindsay and Sam in their bikinis at the beach in Mexico . . .

But this time, they're HOLDING HANDS . . .

It's 2008.  SHANNEN DOHERTY is 37 years old.  Can she still be sexy???  She tries in the new issue of "Details" magazine.  You be the judge . . .

Is MILEY CYRUS dating a 20-year-old underwear model (slash) horrible country singer by the name of JUSTIN GASTON???  Well, this might prove it . . .

It's a picture of Miley performing, with something written on her wrist in pen.  That something is . . . "JC + Miley = (a picture of a heart)".  Check it out . . .

(--By the way . . . I just learned that when the kids write something like this on themselves, they call it a BIC TATTOO.  Is that new, or am I just out of touch???)

Remember that solid gold statue of KATE MOSS we heard about last month???  Well, pictures of the whole thing have been released.  It's weird and slightly graphic.  Check it out . . .

(--The artist had put its worth at $18 million . . . although some sources now say it's "only" worth $3 million.)

Here's an amusing picture of FERGIE staring at the backside of 74-year-old Italian minx SOPHIA LOREN.  I don't really have an explanation, so I'm just going to let this one stand . . .

One of the cool things for celebrities to do these days is buy THEIR VERY OWN ISLANDS.  People like NICOLAS CAGE, LEONARDO DICAPRIO, MEL GIBSON and even CELINE DION are doing it.

If you'd like to see where those islands are and learn a little bit about them, here's the site . . .

http://www.privateislandsmag.com/
category/celebrity-private-islands/